Andrew Hanouneh invites you to celebrate his graduation

The market is open, the vibes are appreciating, and this party is projected to outperform all reasonable expectations.

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Good vibes up 100% Fun futures bullish Regret risk high if absent Hanouneh household liquidity expanding Graduation metric achieved Good vibes up 100% Fun futures bullish Regret risk high if absent Hanouneh household liquidity expanding Graduation metric achieved

The Party Economy

A few peer-reviewed projections from the Department of Having A Great Time.

Chances of fun

Bullish

Trend: extremely up and to the right

Opportunity cost of missing out

A lifetime regret

Estimated duration: forever-ish

Supply of alcohol in the Hanouneh household

Big shift right

Supply shift right: S1 to S2 Market is preparing for increased demand.

The Details

Date

Friday, June 12

Time

6:30 PM

Location